January 2009
37 posts
“Why take 2 when you can really ride the monkey train to outer space and take 3?”
– C.M.S.
Too many online friends? →
And in other news… I mean come on. Gotta keep up with what’s going on in the world.
Porn claims endangered science funds →
“In January it’s so nice
While slipping on the sliding ice
To sip hot...”
– Maurice Sendak
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Only Katrina will get this reference
Rory and Jess was never gonna work out, was it?
luminosa:
angstinmypants:
luminosa:
angstinmypants:
What I did last night was like if Rory had slept with Marty before she got together with Logan. Like she knew she didn’t want to be with him ever but he’s cute and she was lonely and liked hanging out with him and all of that but anything relationship-like or romantic in any way really made...
C is the Heavenly Option
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faucets
J: did i tell you about the time that all of my dad's friends were at disney world with him and they all wore faucets on their heads but he refused to wear one?
M: what! no!
J: yep. he was in grad school. what he was doing in disney world with friends in grad school, i have no idea, but it happened
M: haha...but why were they wearing faucets?
J: they thought it was funny
M: but...how did this come up as a potential idea?
J: i think it used to be a popular costume in the 80s
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from Waiting for Godot...
Estragon: What about hanging ourselves?
Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection.
Estragon: (highly excited). An erection!
Vladimir: With all that follows. Where it falls mandrakes grow. That's why they shriek when you pull them up. Did you not know that?
Estragon: Let's hang ourselves immediately!
One of my classmates’ final projects for my...
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Skiing kicked my ass.
Mentally, emotionally, and most of all physically (picture of bruise to come)…
“Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite...”
– C.S. Lewis
why today is awesome
1. Animal Collective
2. Barack Obama
3. General raunchiness
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Wealthy men give women more orgasms →
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“The color after sunset
You’d do anything to jinx it,
It’ll crush your...”
– Animal Collective
possibly Animal Collective live next week
That would be beyond sensational.
“Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For...”
– Dorothy Parker
Now I think that's a riot
From one moment to a next Reading in the papers to know what’s best Sometimes you don’t know yourself Eating loads of vitamins for your health From one moment to a next Red negativity in the street Maybe it’s the earth, maybe it’s the heat A baby on the bus smiled at me so easy
…
A running child’s bloody with burning knees A careless child’s...
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The new Animal Collective album really IS that...
WatchSee also:
http://www.pnas.org/content/105/38/14325.abstract
aneurysm:
imtehrobot:
Bbc Visions Of The Future Serre Oliva And Poggio - Google Videos - YouTube MySpace Video - Noolmusic.com
Je t'aime moi non plus
- Je t’aime je t’aime Oh oui je t’aime - Moi non plus - Oh mon amour - Comme la vague irrésolue Je vais, je vais et je viens Entre tes reins Je vais et je viens Entre tes reins Et je me retiens - Je t’aime je t’aime Oh oui je t’aime - Moi non plus - Oh mon amour Tu es la vague, moi l’île nue Tu vas, tu vas et tu viens Entre mes reins Tu vas et tu viens Entre mes reins Et je te...
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“ooh….
VERSE 1
You say you’re doin’ better
For your sake I...”
– Danielle Peck (oh god)
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The Evil Behind the Smiles →
Reading stories like this makes your stomach churn, but people need to read them… step 1.